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Baby Bunny
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Welcome to The Blue Sponge!:sincere face: Here at The Blue Sponge we offer an austere a luxury facility for righteously sparkly Forum Members and ex-members of the BPF (Borehamwood Popular Front) – to worship she that was and is no more and to await in trembling anticipation s/he that cometh. Blessed be The Mop. Yes! We fervently await the second coming of "she who must not be named" (aka The Chairman). We hope that come The Rapture we Believers will be spiralled away unto the great vacuum nozzle in the sky to be reunited with The Fallen Brethren.  There have been pretenders to the throne: Lisa Appleton (BB9) - but she didn't possess the chutzpah to achieve Culinary Conquest and Household Hegemony in the style of The Chairman. Then there was Amy Jackson the conceptual artist from Celebrity Hijack who doesn't paint as she finds it "too messy" – that's what we like to hear! Nothing should come before cleanliness and order.  NOTHING!!! However she was a bit fey and, at 21, lacking the air of drudgery that only the mature woman can effortlessly carry with aplomb. *prays* All we are asking is that BB10 deliver unto us the new Messiah!!! WARNING : If you don't like the smell of bleach probably best to get out now before the fumes overwhelm ya!  Oops - should have put that at the beginning  If you've read this far it's too late! You are one of us now! 
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Baby Bunny
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June 3, 2009 at 11:32 AM
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What can The Blue Sponge do for you?  Ask not what The Blue Sponge can do for you - ask what you can do for The Blue Sponge. What can you do for The Blue Sponge? Sell you soul: We have nothing to offer but bleach, toil, tears, and sweat and neither have you  . We have before us (BB10) an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many months of struggle and suffering. The 13 DisciplesLast update 30th June...  Gallery of Current Worshipful Members of the Syndicate Sisterhood. I thought we should make ourselves known to "The One" when s/he finally shows up and I have been busy creating a portrait gallery  Portraits have been added in the order that members joined - and happily, but entirely coincidentally , in order of brains and beauty! 
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Baby Bunny
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June 3, 2009 at 11:33 AM
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Our MottoAll members are equal, but some members are more equal than others...
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 3, 2009 at 11:37 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: Our MottoAll members are equal, but some members are more equal than others...
 Very true
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 3, 2009 at 11:42 AM
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 Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil
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Baby Bunny
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June 3, 2009 at 11:44 AM
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Tacky Merchandise Gift Shop Naturally, as an entirely corrupt voluntary organisation there is the unfortunate and tawdry matter of funding and to this end we are in the position to offer a luxury selection of sought-after mementoes!! Shard of wood from the handle of the One True Mop as wielded by The Chairman – 50 guineas Vial of sweat from the brow of the Chairman gathered immediately after writing The Sacred Shopping List - 70 guineas. Crocheted dish cloth (woven by our expert seamstress Syd) from hairs plucked from the beard of The Chairman whilst she was snoring in repose - 100 guineas. All profits to go to a worthy cause...
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Baby Bunny
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June 3, 2009 at 11:46 AM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil
You never disappoint Oh Worshipful Master. I await your instructions...
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Baby Bunny
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June 3, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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I must away to scrub the floor in anticipation of The Flood... of new members...  
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 3, 2009 at 11:51 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: What can The Blue Sponge do for you? Ask not what The Blue Sponge can do for you - ask what you can do for The Blue Sponge. What can you do for The Blue Sponge? We have nothing to offer but bleach, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us (BB10) an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many months of struggle and suffering.
Indeed, some argue BB is a form of penitence. will we emerge purged of sin in late Summer?
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 3, 2009 at 11:53 AM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil
 Hoochie - no doubt you will work your magic.
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 3, 2009 at 11:57 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil
You never disappoint Oh Worshipful Master. I await your instructions...
that's a first! Have you been in the Vim stores again?
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 3, 2009 at 12:03 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil
Hoochie - no doubt you will work your magic.
 rosey my comrade in botox  Isn't it exciting!!! Can I interest you in a dishcloth to wave for our new leader - she/he who cannot be named 'cause we're not quite who he/she is yet?
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 3, 2009 at 12:12 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil
Hoochie - no doubt you will work your magic.
rosey my comrade in botox Isn't it exciting!!! Can I interest you in a dishcloth to wave for our new leader - she/he who cannot be named 'cause we're not quite who he/she is yet?
Hi Hoochie - oooh a dishcloth! Yes please.  Looking forward to being totally brainwashed by the new cult  I'm just off to say bye to family and friends.... see you later 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 3, 2009 at 2:15 PM
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 ah rosey you will be very welcome amongst us - with the type of dedication to lunacy a cause, I know you possess, I'm sure you'll be able to scrub your way to the top in no time at all  We can discuss the membership fee at a later date
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 4, 2009 at 12:49 AM
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The bleach stores are in position and ready to be blessed
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 9:31 AM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
We have nothing to offer but bleach, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us (BB10) an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many months of struggle and suffering.
Indeed, some argue BB is a form of penitence. will we emerge purged of sin in late Summer?
Hi rosie Please direct all complex theological questions to hoochie as I am a bit fick
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: The bleach stores are in position and ready to be blessed
Sister I have been snoozing in the pantry feverently praying at the alter of anticipation all day  and haven't had time to stir the sprouts. Anyway, I think you should stir the sprouts - steam makes me all blotchy All preparations are on schedule: a man of the Dish Cloth has just arrived and is preparing to bless the Bleach...  I cannot believe that our Master will NOT be found amongst the 16 disciples, although it may not be possible to identify him/her/it until many tasks have passed before them and the kitchen made available unto them...
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 4, 2009 at 9:51 AM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: ah rosey you will be very welcome amongst us - with the type of dedication to lunacy a cause, I know you possess, I'm sure you'll be able to scrub your way to the top in no time at all We can discuss the membership fee at a later date
Grrrrrrrrrr what are you suggesting? Menbership fee? My soul - will that do?
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 4, 2009 at 9:55 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: The bleach stores are in position and ready to be blessed
Sister I have been snoozing in the pantry feverently praying at the alter of anticipation all day and haven't had time to stir the sprouts. Anyway, I think you should stir the sprouts - steam makes me all blotchy All preparations are on schedule: a man of the Dish Cloth has just arrived and is preparing to bless the Bleach... I cannot believe that our Master will NOT be found amongst the 16 disciples, although it may not be possible to identify him/her/it until many tasks have passed before them and the kitchen made available unto them...
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 4, 2009 at 1:02 PM
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BB "scoured" the country - they know 
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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Nuffin' so far
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Syd
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June 4, 2009 at 1:45 PM
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*Sits patiently knitting Housemate No 17.....just in case*
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 1:48 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 1:50 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Syd: *Sits patiently knitting Housemate No 17.....just in case*
I think we may need your knitted Messiah if things carry on like this  Missed Chris' entrance but I have hopes of fussiness
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
this might be your lucky day! (I think Russian)
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 4, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
this might be your lucky day! (I think Russian)
Russian, and she believes in aliens. SHE'LL DO
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 2:02 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
this might be your lucky day! (I think Russian)
Russian, and she believes in aliens. SHE'LL DO
Hold yer horses – the night is young!
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 4, 2009 at 2:04 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
this might be your lucky day! (I think Russian)
Russian, and she believes in aliens. SHE'LL DO
Hold yer horses – the night is young!
heh heh ok *calms down*
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 2:28 PM
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 Not happy...  But, I think the Angel has the thin lips, exposed teeth and severeness for the job so there is hope I s'pose
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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I agree with you there BabyBunny Shiavra looks like a Guru mind... but he believes Religion was invented by a businessman and Heaven looks like Hell. Do we like that or not?
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 4, 2009 at 2:32 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
this might be your lucky day! (I think Russian)
Russian, and she believes in aliens. SHE'LL DO
*resists temptation to agree* In the Domestos we must put our Trust. We must conduct a vigil over an opened vial of the superconsecrated holy fluid of our lady of the mophead - the vapours will help us see the light and the chosen one will emerge from the haze in a glorious burst of enlightenment ...I think
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 2:35 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
this might be your lucky day! (I think Russian)
Russian, and she believes in aliens. SHE'LL DO
*resists temptation to agree* In the Domestos we must put our Trust. We must conduct a vigil over an opened vial of the superconsecrated holy fluid of our lady of the mophead - the vapours will help us see the light and the chosen one will emerge from the haze in a glorious burst of enlightenment ...I think
Yes, we you must. I myself will be unable to attend as I am on candle duty at the crack of dawn... hooch I will PM you tomorrow - been a bit hectic of late - not ignoring you chook
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Baby Bunny
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June 4, 2009 at 2:39 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: I agree with you there BabyBunny Shiavra looks like a Guru mind... but he believes Religion was invented by a businessman and Heaven looks like Hell. Do we like that or not?
As I have previously said Sister rosie – please address all complex theological questions to hoochie
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 4, 2009 at 2:44 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: I agree with you there BabyBunny Shiavra looks like a Guru mind... but he believes Religion was invented by a businessman and Heaven looks like Hell. Do we like that or not?
As I have previously said Sister rosie – please address all complex theological questions to hoochie
Calling Hoochie!!!!  ...where is she when we need spiritual guidance?
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 4, 2009 at 2:47 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: There's an Angel in the house
Missed her entrance - is she German? *hopes for teutonic overlord*
this might be your lucky day! (I think Russian)
Russian, and she believes in aliens. SHE'LL DO
*resists temptation to agree* In the Domestos we must put our Trust. We must conduct a vigil over an opened vial of the superconsecrated holy fluid of our lady of the mophead - the vapours will help us see the light and the chosen one will emerge from the haze in a glorious burst of enlightenment ...I think
I'm out of Domestos sorry... will toilet duck do? Its said to have hallucinogenic properties
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 4, 2009 at 2:55 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: I'm out of Domestos sorry... will toilet duck do? Its said to have hallucinogenic properties
As a novitiate into our Order - it's probably best! We'll send a delivery in the morning with your joining instructions for your indoctrination training - buy a gas mask and some tweezers, all other training materials will be provided
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 4, 2009 at 2:59 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: I'm out of Domestos sorry... will toilet duck do? Its said to have hallucinogenic properties
As a novitiate into our Order - it's probably best! We'll send a delivery in the morning with your joining instructions for your indoctrination training - buy a gas mask and some tweezers, all other training materials will be provided
thank you Hoochie... I shan't sleep for excitement!
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 5, 2009 at 1:20 AM
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wakey, wakey Sisters! Time for our morning 20 mile run - I'll wait here with the stop-watch
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 5, 2009 at 8:11 AM
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It looks like we will have to intensify our fitness training *checks stopwatch and scours horizon for the Sisters*
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