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Scooby doo
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July 19, 2009 at 1:08 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver:
Did I hear that someone has some relics for sale?
*digs in pocket for wallet*
You won't find it there Brother Muf  . . . .
Must have left it on the bus that I didn't catch tonight, or maybe it in the back of Scoobs taxi  I'll have to pass on the relics Sister Bugs, unless you could let me have some credit? 
Goes and checks taxi  Nope, its not there Brother Muf. Now who was in here last, was it Sister Bunny or Sister Hoochie. Hmmmmm.
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Heatseek
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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July 20, 2009 at 12:04 PM
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 Is that Sister Bunny's holiday raft? It's a bit bigger than I expected!  Back to the Vim Mines I suppose - I've only got 9 hours until my next 20 minute break 
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Baby Bunny
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July 20, 2009 at 1:51 PM
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Hoochie - You didn’t expect me to travel down the Nile on my humanitarian mission into Africa on a Felucca did you?  <-- not big enough  Where would I have put my Louis Vuitton travel cases? Please try to think things through before you respond   Sister Pengy – you will go far my child  Heat – there were supposed to be two helicopter platforms on my yacht ....  ....
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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July 20, 2009 at 2:44 PM
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Vow of Poverty my @rris grumble ...grumble... met more crims here than I did inside... 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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July 20, 2009 at 6:29 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: Vow of Poverty my @rris grumble ...grumble... met more crims here than I did inside...
 That's why you fit in so well dear! 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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July 21, 2009 at 11:06 AM
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... And LOOK what some of you were up to, on your recent all-expenses-paid "pilgrimage" to Italy!!! Nun fined for 112mph Italy mercy dash.Tom Kington in Rome
The Guardian, Sunday 19 July 2009 18.36 BST
In a country where speeding is a national sport, Italian traffic police are used to hearing the most colourful of excuses from drivers.
But the patrol that pulled over a Ford Fiesta on Friday doing 112mph was surprised to find at the wheel a 56-year-old nun who claimed she needed to be at the pope's side after the pontiff lost his balance in the bathroom and broke his wrist.
In the back were two fellow Salesian nuns, aged 65 and 78, who had jumped in the car in Turin when news broke of Pope Benedict's fall near Aosta, where he is spending his summer holiday.
"The police were shocked to find three nuns of a certain age in the Fiesta," confessed the nun, named only as AM. "But we were afraid of getting there late. I know you shouldn't go so fast, but the news of his Holiness's injury had made us truly anxious."
The pope underwent surgery on Friday and was able to hold a blessing on Sunday with his right wrist in plaster.
The police chose not to forgive the nun, pointing out that she was 30mph over the limit. They suspended her licence for a month and issued a €375 (£323) fine. But AM is a "determined sort", said her lawyer, Anna Orecchioni. "She is planning to appeal and we think we can invoke the 'state of necessity' in the law that allows speeding," Orecchioni said.
Orecchioni has become a point of reference for members of the religious community in trouble with traffic police. She is defending a priest stopped for drink-driving who claimed communion wine he sipped at four consecutive masses pushed him over the limit.
A Muslim imam in Rome defended by Orecchioni has been given his licence back after she convinced a judge that asthma medicine had given him twice the legal limit of alcohol.
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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July 27, 2009 at 1:42 AM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: ... And LOOK what some of you were up to, on your recent all-expenses-paid "pilgrimage" to Italy!!! Nun fined for 112mph Italy mercy dash.Tom Kington in Rome
The Guardian, Sunday 19 July 2009 18.36 BST
In a country where speeding is a national sport, Italian traffic police are used to hearing the most colourful of excuses from drivers.
But the patrol that pulled over a Ford Fiesta on Friday doing 112mph was surprised to find at the wheel a 56-year-old nun who claimed she needed to be at the pope's side after the pontiff lost his balance in the bathroom and broke his wrist.
In the back were two fellow Salesian nuns, aged 65 and 78, who had jumped in the car in Turin when news broke of Pope Benedict's fall near Aosta, where he is spending his summer holiday.
"The police were shocked to find three nuns of a certain age in the Fiesta," confessed the nun, named only as AM. "But we were afraid of getting there late. I know you shouldn't go so fast, but the news of his Holiness's injury had made us truly anxious."
The pope underwent surgery on Friday and was able to hold a blessing on Sunday with his right wrist in plaster.
The police chose not to forgive the nun, pointing out that she was 30mph over the limit. They suspended her licence for a month and issued a €375 (£323) fine. But AM is a "determined sort", said her lawyer, Anna Orecchioni. "She is planning to appeal and we think we can invoke the 'state of necessity' in the law that allows speeding," Orecchioni said.
Orecchioni has become a point of reference for members of the religious community in trouble with traffic police. She is defending a priest stopped for drink-driving who claimed communion wine he sipped at four consecutive masses pushed him over the limit.
A Muslim imam in Rome defended by Orecchioni has been given his licence back after she convinced a judge that asthma medicine had given him twice the legal limit of alcohol.
It really was an Emergency - we had to help!
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Heatseek
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August 2, 2009 at 9:08 AM
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Scooby doo
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August 2, 2009 at 1:10 PM
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quote:
Oh no, we've been rumbled. 
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Baby Bunny
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August 4, 2009 at 2:25 AM
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 I was looking for my contact lens!!
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Baby Bunny
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August 4, 2009 at 2:35 AM
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 Brothers and Sisters Rumour has it that Brother Muf is taking a vow of silence for a few weeks and to celebrate this blessed period of tranquillity we will be hosting a D.I.S.C.O. either this Friday or the next. Sisters, This may be our last opportunity to fleece him bid him adieu until he gets back online returns unto the fold. 70's togs are mandatory.
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Heatseek
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August 4, 2009 at 4:27 AM
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Great idea Sister Bunny, I look forward to strutting my stuff with the other Sisters & Brothers. 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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August 4, 2009 at 8:38 AM
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Woohoo a 70's night  . I shall procure somes case of Blue Nun 
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Baby Bunny
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August 6, 2009 at 4:32 AM
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Brothers and Sisters There appears to be a misunderstanding. The 70’s D.I.S.C.O. isn’t in the Blue Sponge – it’s in the music thread and ONLY if Brother Muf and more importantly his wallet turn up – it was his suggestion but he wasn’t sure exactly when he would be moving so... Whatever possessed you to think that the order would allow such a riotous event to be held within our sacred halls?  I am still cleaning up unidentified stains from the last “do”.
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ッmufッ
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August 6, 2009 at 9:27 AM
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quote: Mad Whatever possessed you to think that the order would allow such a riotous event to be held within our sacred halls?
I am still cleaning up unidentified stains from the last “do”. Mad Mad
Though if the 'do' was held in the lodge, we could charge an exorbitant a token entrance fee on the door and if we laid on a wet bar for the suckers & mugs people who turn up, we could flog em that knocked off cheap whiskey that sends you blind that we have in the back store room offer them our fine reserve single malt at a jacked up reasonable price 
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Baby Bunny
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August 6, 2009 at 12:02 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: quote: Mad Whatever possessed you to think that the order would allow such a riotous event to be held within our sacred halls?
I am still cleaning up unidentified stains from the last “do”. Mad Mad
Though if the 'do' was held in the lodge, we could charge an exorbitant a token entrance fee on the door and if we laid on a wet bar for the suckers & mugs people who turn up, we could flog em that knocked off cheap whiskey that sends you blind that we have in the back store room offer them our fine reserve single malt at a jacked up reasonable price
I'll deal with you later Brother........ when I have recovered from my APOPLETIC FIT
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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August 7, 2009 at 2:05 AM
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I'll have to dig out my Lurex dress 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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I saw this on a building today - who let Bunny have the chalk? (\_/) (O.o) (>< /_|_\ (\ /) (\_/) (O.o) (\_/) (^.^) (>< (^.^) ('')-('') /_|_\ ('')-('') (\-/) (*.*) {###} /_|_| (\_(\_(\_(\_(\_(\_/)_/)_/)_/)_/)_/) (O.(O.(O.(O(O(Q.Q).o).o).o).o).o) (> (> (> (> (> (>< < < < < < /_|/_|/_|/_|/_|/_|_\|_\|_\|_\|_\|_\ bunny army (\_/) (O.o) ( >< /_|_\ Usual Bunny. (\_/) (*.*) ( >< /_|_\ Funny Bunny. (\-/) (<.> ('|') /_|_\ Agent Bunny. (\-/) ($.$) (')(') (_|_) Money Bunny. (\-|) (0.*) (')(') (_|_\ Mixed Bunny/Bunny Scarface. (\-/) (^.^) (')(') /_|_\ Bunny Having Fun. (\-/) (?.?) (')(') /_|_\ Confused Bunny. (\-/) (-.-) (0-=) /_|_\ Bunny Warrior.My personal favorite. (\-/) (+,+) (|)(|) (_|_) Bunny Snowman. ()-() (>.< (')(') (,,)(,,) Bunny With Alot Of Claws. ()-() (-.-) ( 0 ) /_|_\ Cool Bunny.
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Baby Bunny
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August 7, 2009 at 8:55 AM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: quote: Mad Whatever possessed you to think that the order would allow such a riotous event to be held within our sacred halls?
I am still cleaning up unidentified stains from the last “do”. Mad Mad
Though if the 'do' was held in the lodge, we could charge an exorbitant a token entrance fee on the door and if we laid on a wet bar for the suckers & mugs people who turn up, we could flog em that knocked off cheap whiskey that sends you blind that we have in the back store room offer them our fine reserve single malt at a jacked up reasonable price
Brother Muf, I like the way your mind works Brother, I really do, BUT the problem with your suggestion is that hardly anyone visits us at the lodge – even the Brothers and Sisters are rarely here to execute their duties and pay homage to the Great One (which I have decided, due to the lack of a suitable HM, is me ). So, I think a better scheme would be that the D.I.S.C.O. is held in the music thread and the Lodge can be used as a chill-out tent type thingy should any DISCO-ers feel the need to access their private supply of booze for a period of respite etc. What d'ya say?  When is the D.I.S.C.O.? BTW I am loving your avatar Muf..... loving it.... 
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Baby Bunny
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August 7, 2009 at 8:59 AM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: I'll have to dig out my Lurex dress
And to think I used to look up to you as a style icon... I like the chalk bunnies – but it wasn’t me wot defaced that building.
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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August 7, 2009 at 3:21 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: I'll have to dig out my Lurex dress
And to think I used to look up to you as a style icon... I like the chalk bunnies – but it wasn’t me wot defaced that building.
green is one of my colours!! .... and wot's that stuff under your fingernails the?
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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August 7, 2009 at 3:22 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: I'll have to dig out my Lurex dress
And to think I used to look up to you as a style icon... I like the chalk bunnies – but it wasn’t me wot defaced that building.
green is one of my colours!! .... and wot's that stuff under your fingernails then?
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Pengy (Coolio No.7)
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August 7, 2009 at 3:31 PM
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Bless me Sister Bunny for I have sinned and I come to do my penance
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Baby Bunny
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August 7, 2009 at 3:34 PM
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Muf has a new love interest... Hope it goes well for you Muf  Sister hoochie, That "white stuff" under my nails is, of course (how could you doubt it?), crystallised soda from when I finished scrubbing the cubicles in the loos.
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Baby Bunny
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August 7, 2009 at 3:40 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Pengy: Bless me Sister Bunny for I have sinned and I come to do my penance
In what way have you sinned Sister Pengy? If I am to dispense justice then the punishment must fit the crime...
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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August 7, 2009 at 3:55 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: That "white stuff" under my nails is, of course (how could you doubt it?), crystallised soda from when I finished scrubbing the cubicles in the loos.
IF you were familiar with the properties of crystallised soda You'd be phoning your lawyer
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Baby Bunny
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August 7, 2009 at 4:03 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: That "white stuff" under my nails is, of course (how could you doubt it?), crystallised soda from when I finished scrubbing the cubicles in the loos.
IF you were familiar with the properties of crystallised soda You'd be phoning your lawyer
I'm not though - I just made it up to look good *wonders if fake tears will work on hoochie*
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Heatseek
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August 7, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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There will be an inspection this weekend and by crikey you slackers better be ware !!! 
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onetoo
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August 7, 2009 at 4:50 PM
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*gets to work*
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Pengy (Coolio No.7)
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August 13, 2009 at 5:17 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by Pengy: Bless me Sister Bunny for I have sinned and I come to do my penance
In what way have you sinned Sister Pengy? If I am to dispense justice then the punishment must fit the crime...
I was bowled over by a priest Nun Bowling
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Heatseek
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August 13, 2009 at 6:17 AM
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Well done Sister Pengy in displaying such initiative An excellent exercise in team-building introduced at a time when many Sisters are showing such ill discipline.  Have you thought of marketing your idea Sister Pengy, I'm sure Sister Bunny would be delighted with the extra revenue 
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Pengy (Coolio No.7)
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August 13, 2009 at 7:59 AM
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Brother Heatseek - would that I had your obvious business acumen - I will indeed speak to Sister Bunny to set up some marketing ideas to bleed the parasites dry take advantage of such a wonderous opportunity to swell the coffers of the poor Praise be.
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Baby Bunny
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August 13, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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Sister Pengy, Brother Heatseek... a word in my office if you please.  Since when has having large balls tossed at you by a male member (of the faith) ever been worthy of praise? ( What was it like, Sister Pengy?) I cannot see Brother Heatseek how you can, even with your sordid take on the world, reclassify this shameful act as "initiative". . . . .  However, these are hard times, very hard, and I am all in favour of swelling coffers... How much do you estimate we can get per unit?
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Baby Bunny
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August 13, 2009 at 10:38 AM
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I'm not happy with this prototype modelled on Sister Pengy either. Why does she look so startled? 
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Pengy (Coolio No.7)
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August 13, 2009 at 12:30 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: I'm not happy with this prototype modelled on Sister Pengy either. Why does she look so startled?
that's one for the confessional box
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Heatseek
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August 13, 2009 at 12:57 PM
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I've just come out of that confessional and have to say one of the bretheren needs to lay off the Sprouts  
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Baby Bunny
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August 14, 2009 at 2:19 AM
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Sister Scooby, Is there something you want to tell me about? These 2 adorable pups just turned up at the Lodge asking for "Mummy". 
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Baby Bunny
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August 14, 2009 at 2:24 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Heatseek: I've just come out of that confessional and have to say one of the bretheren needs to lay off the Sprouts
That would be Sister hoochie the Queen of Sprouts. I refer you to her post on page one... quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~:  Comrade Bunny the Sacred Sprouts are on the boil
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Scooby doo
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August 14, 2009 at 7:04 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: Sister Scooby, Is there something you want to tell me about? These 2 adorable pups just turned up at the Lodge asking for "Mummy".
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