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This castigating and questioning of my motives and expenditures is a flippin' outrage. When I think of all I have done for "The Cause"....!!!

FYI, there was only ONE wallet growth!!

However, the surgical removal of muf's wallet - which I had skilfully secreted about my person - was an extremely complex procedure ( it had become lodged ) requiring many weeks of rehabilitation. I had a complete nervous breakdown hence the unavoidable pina colada therapy.

Furthermore, I couldn't possibly have got out of bed in the morning to get to the bar in time to begin my treatment were it not for the tropical oil massage therapy "sessions". Let me tell you, sitting on a bar stool all day was physically exhausting and left me all stiff.

Similarly, I could not have staggered back gone back to bed for my recuperative afternoon siestas without the "miscellaneous butler services". Someone had to tuck me in!

Hope this clears things up and puts an end to all this whinging and the like.

 Bunny how could I have doubted you.

Oh, and whilst I'm nicking hoochie's artwork this has got to be one of the most ROFLMAO piccies Sister hoochie ever posted....



You see, I imagine in RL we have those very same expressions. I certainly do - well, at least when scrubbing. And I know for a forum fact that that is the very image of hoochie!

Forgive me - a little reminiscing there.....

BTW I own the Copyright for any art posted in here just in case someone was thinking of flogging that magnificent first issue cover.

errrm so do I lol  As for your "forum fact"  I refuse to comment

and I am mortified to see I made a spelling mistake .... excuse..... I'd had a few ....honest guv!

<-- me

Sister Hoochie has started a collection for you Sister Pengy

You can go home now hoochie - even I wouldn't have you standing on the streets all day in your Jimmy Choo's ..... whereas Sister Pam has had plenty of experience of standing on street corners..... if you know what I mean.....

Nice brogues onetoo.

 Sister Pengy I wish you a speedy recovery - what a lucrative unfortunate accident

I have a feeling this is going to need lots and lots of compensayshun   meanwhile I shall send the candlesticks to (Cash my Gold) the Bunn for inspection to be used for when His Holiness pays us a visit.

No worries peng .... with your tendency to bruise I'm sure we'll forgive you anything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=jdTg9n0_Rsc

" I know I'm not super hip
and I'm liable to take a slip......"

Oh I would

 Ah them were the days!!  I'd forgotton just how lovely he was

Agree about DE - very twinkly eyes!

Now back on topic,

Re: Pengy and her compensayshun claim.

If Sister Pengy is thinking of suing the lodge then she will carry the distinction of being our first excommunicatee of 2010.

There will be an official ceremony and a bonfire and everything....

Let me know Penge if you wish to (and I hesitate to use this word given your sewer-like mind)............ withdraw.

I am past the point of caring about Sister Pengy's dubious "talents".

I am a bit chilly and looking forward to a cracking bonfire with Sister Pengy adding her own unique "sizzling" contribution.

Beside, have you seen the hard skin on her feet? Has she never heard of a pumice stone?

Oh, I am there in mind if not body. Lovely evocative picture.

... Apart from the parrot thingy - too similar to a certain beaky upstart!

My next vacation isn't until next week.

......It's so hard at the top <-- wrong thread again?

Night hoochie hen doll lovely Scottish peep.

Sisters... why such disharmony? Now Sister Pengy has been threatened... *oops, coff* ...offered a stint of missionary work in the leper colonies she'll drop the litigation / see the light.

A miraculous recovery by Sister Pengy.
Isn't it amazing what the threat of being tossed onto a raging bonfire can do to ones resolve

FILTH!!!
Brothers and Sisters avert your eyes and do a decade of the rosary.

Oh Sister Bunny  .. Meh. I knew she was a wrong un .