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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 5, 2009 at 9:30 AM
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No wonder we're not inundated with members...   You said nothing about this at the orientation meeting for our new loony cult Faith, Hoochie.
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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20 mile run? ..................... 
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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Are you INSANE?? 
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 9:47 AM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: No wonder we're not inundated with members... You said nothing about this at the orientation meeting for our new loony cult Faith, Hoochie.
 Zackly rosie - but what can we do? 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 5, 2009 at 9:49 AM
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 Sisters come baaaaaaaaack!!!  when I said "20 mile run" I actually meant "breakfast of coffee, croissants and danish pastries" .... ...honest! 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 5, 2009 at 9:59 AM
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 A revelation has come to me ...Lisa (such a lovely name) is the oldest contestant at 41 and says she loves cleaning so much that it's her worst habit!!! I will open a new bottle of Domestos to further contemplate what his may portend 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 5, 2009 at 10:20 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: No wonder we're not inundated with members... You said nothing about this at the orientation meeting for our new loony cult Faith, Hoochie.
Zackly rosie - but what can we do?
 Never mind BabyBunny for salvation has come... a SIGN has been given to us... Lisa is a stickler for cleanliness!!!!   Hoochie getting off her head on domestos fumes again.
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 5, 2009 at 10:22 AM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Sisters come baaaaaaaaack!!! when I said "20 mile run" I actually meant "breakfast of coffee, croissants and danish pastries" .... ...honest!
Ahhhh thats more like it Hoochie  
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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AND............. I have seen before mine own eyes what appears to be the Hairy Primate known as Fluffy Gorilla giving communion in the house of our Lisa!!!! Fluffy Gorilla....  Is it Fluffy? Is it? 
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 12:12 PM
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I shall do some light dusting and attempt to contemplate what this might mean... If anything... 
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Syd
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June 5, 2009 at 12:13 PM
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 *Packs up knitted dishcloths*
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 12:38 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Syd: *Packs up knitted dishcloths*
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!! It has not yet been decided upon. I for one don't want it to be her!  We are just eyeing up the potential candidates Besides which....  no one knits dishcloths like you....
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 12:38 PM
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Please accept some knitted fast food as a token of my esteem... 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 5, 2009 at 12:40 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Syd: *Packs up knitted dishcloths*
Come back Syd we need you - with your knitting skills you could knit us some outfits
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 5, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: AND............. I have seen before mine own eyes what appears to be the Hairy Primate known as Fluffy Gorilla giving communion in the house of our Lisa!!!! Fluffy Gorilla.... Is it Fluffy? Is it?
Hmmm... interesting BabyBunny, but its still a little early to tell if she is The One... hmmm? 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 5, 2009 at 2:09 PM
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Reading the signs isn't easy - this may take some time. Angel appears to be an interesting character hidden depths
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Baby Bunny
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June 5, 2009 at 2:14 PM
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She corralled them easily enough into her keep fit session - leadership qualities?
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 6, 2009 at 1:13 AM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Reading the signs isn't easy - this may take some time. Angel appears to be an interesting character hidden depths
Intriguing... However, she didn't say a word about keeping her kitchen clean. I'm still agnostic, for now
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Proggers
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June 6, 2009 at 2:55 AM
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quote: Messianic Lodge
I have a desire to invest a thousand of my Earth Pound to the Blue Sponge cause!
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 6, 2009 at 3:24 AM
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 yeah though we must walk through the kitchen with a sink full of dishes we must seek to find the truth and resist the temptation to give succour to false prophets. In our hour of darkness we must focus on the true Word of our mighty Lady and worship at the alter of Domestos - there we will see the light and see our new Messiah come to glory. 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 6, 2009 at 3:36 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Proggers: quote: Messianic Lodge
I have a desire to invest a thousand of my Earth Pound to the Blue Sponge cause!
 Welcome to the cause your generosity will be rewarded a thousandfold when our messiah emerges victorious from the BB House. Meanwhile please accept your complementary Blue Sponge weeping bucket as a symbol of our gratitude and good faith 
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:03 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Proggers: I have a desire to invest a thousand of my Earth Pound to the Blue Sponge cause!
 Thank-you Proggers, I can assure you that I we will spend your magnificent donation on only the very finest luxury items cleaning products!
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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As Chancellor As Head of Accounts As Financial Director As Portfolio Proprietor As Hedge Fund Manager As Most Righteous Holder of the keys to the Deified Donations box, Sacred Safety Deposit box, Inner Sanctum and Store Cupboard I, I..... 
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:07 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Nice alter May I ask where you found the funds to pay for it?
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:07 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: Welcome Proggers!!! thanks for the donation ( which I see Hoochie quickly relieved you of  ). Its no doubt "resting in her account" by now .
No doubt
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:09 PM
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Must stay calm Must stay calm Must stay calm 
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Baby Bunny
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Belle
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June 6, 2009 at 12:25 PM
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may i... like.... join you?
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
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Syd
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June 6, 2009 at 12:30 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: As Chancellor As Head of Accounts As Financial Director As Portfolio Proprietor As Hedge Fund Manager As Most Righteous Holder of the keys to the Deified Donations box, Sacred Safety Deposit box, Inner Sanctum and Store Cupboard I, I.....
need to rest,..... you are wasting precious fat cells as you type.....calm yourself it is only money....here, have a sniff of the Domestos to perk those fluffy ears up xxxx
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:36 PM
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quote: Originally posted by BeerBelle:
may i... like.... join you?
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
Welcome Sister BeerBelle! hoochie will provide you with your induction pack...
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Syd
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June 6, 2009 at 12:37 PM
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quote: Originally posted by BeerBelle:
may i... like.... join you?
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
The Hoochie will welcome your cleanliness with open arms BeerBelle, I think she is off searching for 'The One' at the moment...but the powers that be are keeping 'The One' hidden, only to be seen at night ..
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:38 PM
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Brothers and Sisters, Lettuce Pray one more time....  I must thank you all for your pious musings. The Lodge is now in remission as we migrate to celestial climes... It is time to reward and punish. Awards for long service and income generation piety Sister Bunny – pensioned off to a villa in France with James Purefoy as a man servant. Sister Hoochie – lifetime’s supply of Domestos and a gold-handled mop. Akon to clean her windows once a week wearing... err, nowt.   Brother Heatseek – promoted to Pope. May the Mop be with you Brother. Sister Pengy - to be rewarded for her services to industry with a lifetime's supply of lemon sorbet served by Brendan Coyle, unto perpetuity.  B]Excommunications[/B] Sister Rosie – to be burnt at the stake for insubordination. All lands and chattels to be returned to Sister Bunny. Sister Syd – AWOL – 50 lashes with a mop, followed by immersion into boiling water unto her demise. Followed by removal of all knitting paraphernalia. Brother Proggers – AWOL – to be tied to a turntable and forced to listed to Toxic by Britney Spears unto eternity. Sister BeerBelle – AWOL but since with child to be banished from the realm (exiled to Wales) and made to listen to Max Boyce in a field of sheep. Sister Scooby – AWOL – water torture (you know the one, if you sink you’re innocent, if you float you’re guilty). Removal of dog biscuits should she survive - which she won't. Brother Muf – AWOL – internet connection severed, Last-fm account deleted and sent to the Vim Mines for 10 days. Sister Onetoo – AWOL - forced to burn her effigy of Chris Daughtry and destroy her rubbish record collection. New laptop also to be burnt and bus pass confiscated. Sister Barney – AWOL - to be dipped in vat of bleach and suffocated. Brother Roland – AWOL - to be ridiculed by Bob Carolgees and then eaten by Spit the Dog.  And remember Brothers and Sisters: To err is human, to mop is divine.   May your mop go with you...
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Syd
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June 6, 2009 at 12:42 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: Lettuce Pray.... And rejoice at the swelling member... ship
 Lettuce be proud and take note that the members are swelling .....
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 12:42 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Syd:
need to rest,..... you are wasting precious fat cells as you type.....calm yourself it is only money....here, have a sniff of the Domestos to perk those fluffy ears up xxxx
Thank you for you kind administrations Syd Lettuce join in communion and pray for the coming  The stubby one on the left is you , I'm the willowy one on the right with the enigmatic smile... May I ask, have you unpacked your dishcloths?
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Syd
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June 6, 2009 at 12:50 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: May I ask, have you unpacked your dishcloths?
They are in my back pack, ready for a quick exit if the Lisa shows any cleaning tendencies
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 6, 2009 at 2:19 PM
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Sisters - It is time to pray!! The blessed Sponge is amongst us!! 
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Baby Bunny
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June 6, 2009 at 2:41 PM
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June 6, 2009 at 2:50 PM
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 6, 2009 at 2:44 PM
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quote: Originally posted by BeerBelle:
may i... like.... join you?
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
Always a good start... welcome BeerBelle
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 6, 2009 at 2:48 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Sisters - It is time to pray!! The blessed Sponge is amongst us!!
 An APPARITION!
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