Sister Bunny   I don't think a decade of the rosary will do

You must prostrate yourself in front of the alter and apologise and for penance say

1000 Hail Mary's, 600 Glory Be's, 150 Our Father's and then a decade of the rosary after which you can post some more limericks  that you have lovingly made up about your dear brothers and sisters

:narroweyedindignationsmiley: Oooooh!!

All I did was pin Sister Pengy's latest postcard to the notice board!

Nowt to do with me!

Heal thyselves Sisters. 

Heh i just noticed Hoochie's graffiti . Hoochie I'm a bit slow, you're wasted on me

I didn't spot it either.

I wouldn't stand under that thing - not even if someone told me it hadn't moved for a thousand years!

I iz a very old bird and well over 21 but you wouldn't want to use it on cute little me

And here is an actual photo of me...



As you can see I am much better looking than Sister hoochie which is why I was asked to do this publicity shot for our calendar.

Dang ! I done gone killed the thread


While Bunny is no doubt attractive, I think all Sisters of The Cleaning Fluid should look like me

GRRRR...

Haven't seen such blatant fakery / great business idea, since the Moving Statue of The Virgin Mary, Ballinspittle, Ireland in the 80's 

Where is the Bunnster? Miss her. Hope she's ok?

Of course    I would never be so low as to dig up her secret stash of cash + jewels if she stays away. No that would be wrong.

 They probably don't allow internet access at the top of the Faraway Tree.  I heard a whisper that it's The Land of  Take What You Want that's at the top this week ...

Dear Sisters and (absentee ) Brothers.

*checks that hoochie has scrubbed each individual tile on the doorstep to the thread with a toothbrush and laid down newspapers*

I have got "The Plague" . I am not well and am possibly contagious . I have a throbbing malignant pustule near my eye that has caused me much sorrowful loss of income, puffage and gnashing of teef.

You see, this is what happens when I am forced - through withdrawal of my modest allowance by the Lodge's chief bean counter - to leave the rarefied atmosphere of my luxury hotel suite to seek funds, well, it's the entire top floor - I am doing a Howard Hughes - once my finger nails and toe nails grew longer than 4 inches (I was told the recession also meant I had to dispense with my manicurist ) I found it was the only way forward.

My immune system, acclimatised to the sterile conditions, was no match when I had no choice but to associate with normal people and other riff-raff during the Easter period when, due to impossible restrictions in my allowance , I was forced to flog my wares.

I only managed to shift 500,000 units of my special Malteser bunny...



This means I am now living in poverty AND facing hefty medical bills.

Please find it in your hearts to distribute my special limited edition "bunny money box" to your charity outlets and send me all donations asap - or....... I will expire .



Bunny xx

PS Remember, please send cash only. I will purchase my own shoes medical supplies.

Welcome back Bunny . Sorry to hear you've not been well. Also that you've fallen on hard times. I shall organise a whip round immediately, and a scam or too. No manicurist!!!! thats inhumane. Penthouse suites aren't what they used to be .

awwww poor Bunny!!  I'd feel really sorry for you


...... if I didn't read the papers!!





  I take it you want a whip round for the bail money?

Thanks for the update Hoochie.GRRRR  that Bunny ... prffrrtt!!

Still, as a career conartist, its comfort I've been conned by the best *Bunny respect* 


Eurrrghh  just a thought...I bet all them Bunny Kitkats sold over Easter had sell by dates from the 90's  

Err,. eh?  Wha? No idea whats going on, but you know me Sister Hoochie I'll go along with it. Hope its something nefarious!


Surgery?  I'll get my bag

You lot are really funny but....  where is my money?

  No need to make sure your instruments are sterilised...... or sharp!

Exactly!!!  Where is it? 

Finding the bail money is going to be a challenge for the Lodge ..... you do realise that Room Service in gaol isn't quite the same concept as you would normally define it?

We will begin working on a plan to rectify your current unfortunate circumstances as soon as we address this present financial crisis.  You may want to consider revealing the location of the Cash Stash.......otherwise it could take a loooooooong time