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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 10, 2010 at 12:57 AM
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Reference: No need to make sure your instruments are sterilised...... or sharp!  Ok Hoochie, these rusty pliers never let me down before 
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Pengy (Victor No. 10)
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April 10, 2010 at 1:09 AM
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Reference:  Luckily I have a meeting today with my financial advisers ( Janey Mac, Turf Accountants ). By placing a few ton on a couple of nags in the National, things may yet be resolved. Got a tip from a fella who knows the pope Truly wonderful idea Sister - perhaps we could also place some collection boxes in and around hospitality rooms (where unfortunately I don't have a box     and hope the nice brethren give generously.
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 11, 2010 at 2:18 AM
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Err the rotten soon for the glue factorey nags investment didn't come in Sisters.... so I'll  get me spade. Gotta be loadsa stolen loot round this gaff 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 11, 2010 at 1:19 PM
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 Rosie .... that spade might come in handy for a tunnel - have you seen today's paper?!!!!!  Good to see Pengy's selling her skills to bring in some dosh!! 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 11, 2010 at 2:11 PM
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Reference:  Excellent Hoochie  Flattery might get you far ..... but in this Lodge it's Cash that Counts!! How much did you get for the DVD deal ... and is there any royalties in the pipeline? I'm sure you remember the vows you took when joining the Sisterhood! 
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Baby Bunny
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April 12, 2010 at 2:36 AM
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 Loving these newspaper front pages hoochie...  But - as the saying goes.... Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see. 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 12, 2010 at 7:24 AM
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 Wise words......specially from such an upstanding member of our little Sisterhood! 
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Pengy (Victor No. 10)
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April 12, 2010 at 8:14 AM
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Reference:  it's Cash that Counts!! How much did you get for the DVD deal ... and is there any royalties in the pipeline? true Sister true  how some ever I have always subscribed to the "What's yours is mine and what's mine's my own" school of thought - blessed be the mop 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 12, 2010 at 10:31 AM
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ROFLMAO!  Hoochie thats soooo good. You've surpassed yourself  Love the alien abduction bit...nice touch. Right up with your best, Sister Hoochie. Though my all time favourite... has to be.... your blue sponge cake with subliminal mesages asking for money. Classic.
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Baby Bunny
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April 12, 2010 at 1:17 PM
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Newsflash!!!  I have been abducted and experimented upon by strange beings in the middle of the night!!!  <-- strange beings  I was then subjected to a lengthy carrot probe!!!  <-- carrot probe Sisters, I cannot tell you of the ordeal I underwent! I was literally transported to another world!! My only consolation for now is that I was allowed to keep the probe.  Further investigations are necessary regarding this sensory instrument (there is money to be made for sure!) and I have selflessly volunteered to carry on probing until all avenues have been explored. How could this have happened when I was in custard I don't know!!
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Pengy (Victor No. 10)
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April 12, 2010 at 2:02 PM
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interesting Sister Bunneh - does the probe vibrate? 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 12, 2010 at 2:19 PM
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Reference: How could this have happened when I was in custard I don't know!!  So the stories about the Rampant Drug problem in prisons is true!! 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 12, 2010 at 2:34 PM
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Reference: interesting Sister Bunneh - does the probe vibrate?  My you've changed!! 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 13, 2010 at 12:31 PM
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Reference: My you've changed!! She sure has!!!  Poor Sister Pengy.... but as they say... If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas. .
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 13, 2010 at 12:42 PM
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 Best sort that out soon as.......PEngy yoohooo!!!
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 13, 2010 at 12:56 PM
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Reference: Baby Bunny 4383 Forum Posts Yesterday at 20.17 My only consolation for now is that I was allowed to keep the probe. Further investigations are necessary regarding this sensory instrument (there is money to be made for sure!) and I have selflessly volunteered to carry on probing until all avenues have been explored.
 *ROFL, well done Sister Bunny coff* reminds me too of a rude joke about candles... which I shall refrain from
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Baby Bunny
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April 13, 2010 at 12:57 PM
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Reference: Pengy
interesting Sister Bunneh - does the probe vibrate?  Hi Sister Pengs I had a feeling you'd be interested.  Yes, I did notice a (not unpleasant  ) oscillating motion. I have been testing it rigorously since my abduction for the sole purpose of providing you with a definitive answer. If I wasn't so dedicated to my research I'd let you have a go on it but in the interests of science I'm keeping it for meself.   Sorry about that.
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Baby Bunny
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April 13, 2010 at 1:08 PM
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 Sisters hoochie and rosey,  I don't know what planet you two are on but I think you'll find that Sister Pengy has always behaved like the outrageous tart that she undoubtedly is from the minute she sashayed into our order. I would defrock her except I think that she would enjoy it. Perhaps you have been fooled? Have neither of you noticed that we now have a nursery annex entirely populated by the spawn of Sister Pengy's many transgressions?
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 13, 2010 at 1:46 PM
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lol its excellent news Bunny, a ready made sweat shop surely? Get those little scamps to work a.s.a.p. 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 13, 2010 at 2:04 PM
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 oh dear silly me .....I thought they were yours Bunny!  how much child support do you think she has coming in? We may have to re-examine her subscription fees
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 13, 2010 at 2:19 PM
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P...P.. Pick up a Penguin. It seems a few have
Our fortunes are looking up!!! Praise be for fallen Pengies.
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 13, 2010 at 2:22 PM
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Reference:  P...P.. Pick up a Penguin. It seems a few have  It seems the Lodge is rapidly descending into a House of Iniquity .... I best double our Domestos order for penance duties
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 14, 2010 at 10:20 AM
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Domestos, meh. I've been converted to Flash. 
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Pengy (Victor No. 10)
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April 15, 2010 at 7:44 AM
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I guess it was using Cilit Bang that led me into bad ways  but he kept saying Bang and the dirt will be gone so I believed him - especially as I'm now wearing the t-shirt 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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April 15, 2010 at 12:34 PM
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Reference: I guess it was using Cilit Bang that led me into bad ways but he kept saying Bang and the dirt will be gone so I believed him  LMAO! Don't worry Pengs... we're all scrubbers here 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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April 15, 2010 at 1:03 PM
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 Poor innocent pengy!  you're not wrong rosie! 
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