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The Blue Sponge Messianic Lodge
 
 
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rosie, let us pray together...

 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
rosie, let us pray together...



Eeker Good job I just cleaned the floor!!

 
Hi BabyBunny Wave Hi Hoochie Wave
Praying - ok but... the populace are restless Mad Crazy ... they demand that the Chosen One perform a miracle. Glance

Lisa proclaims that she can TURN THE STRAIGHT GAY!!! Surely this is the sign of our promised Messiah ???
ok its not raising Lazrus from the dead...
Wink
 
Err.... The Blue Sponge hasn't said anything yet... Disappointed
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Err.... The Blue Sponge hasn't said anything yet... Disappointed

Frowner Dons sacred marigolds for inspiration...

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Rosie wavey

See Syd's sayings above. Sister Syd will not bestow upon us her knit one pearl ones of wisdom should the Chosen One turn out to be the pink-crested brumster...
 
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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Hi BabyBunny Wave Hi Hoochie Wave
Praying - ok but... the populace are restless Mad Crazy ... they demand that the Chosen One perform a miracle. Glance

Lisa proclaims that she can TURN THE STRAIGHT GAY!!! Surely this is the sign of our promised Messiah ???
ok its not raising Lazrus from the dead...
Wink


Sister we must remain firm in the path to righteousness and not be swayed by the proud boasts of false prophets - if she cops off with Dogface then perhaps it may be time to give her some consideration. Meanwhile we should continue to pray for enlightenment.

Please anoint yourself and continue to meditate

 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Rosie wavey

See Syd's sayings above. Sister Syd will not bestow upon us her knit one pearl ones of wisdom should the Chosen One turn out to be the pink-crested brumster...

A Doubting Thomas eh? Shake Head Syd... shame on ya!
 
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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Sister we must remain firm in the path to righteousness and not be swayed by the proud boasts of false prophets - if she cops off with Dogface then perhaps it may be time to give her some consideration. Meanwhile we should continue to pray for enlightenment.


Never mind that pretentious claptrap - what happened to me fousand squids? Mad

Please see page 5 for evidence of financial irregularities. Shake Head

Getting like the Palace of Westminster in 'ere Roll Eyes Mad
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Err.... The Blue Sponge hasn't said anything yet... Disappointed


Shake Head The Sacred Sponge endows the gift of enlightenment to those it deems worthy - if you want to talk about the weather phone a friend!

Have you flailed yourself with your mop today?
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:

Never mind that pretentious claptrap - what happened to me fousand squids? Mad

Please see page 5 for evidence of financial irregularities. Shake Head

Getting like the Palace of Westminster in 'ere Roll Eyes Mad


I made a strategic investment decision - when the royalties start rolling in the entire sisterhood will be able to have their own turbo Bissell Deep Clean machines Thumbs Up

 
PSML!!! Laugh Laugh Laugh Love it Hoochie... I laughed so much at that - I nearly dropped me fag Thumbs Up
 
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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
I made a strategic investment decision - when the royalties start rolling in the entire sisterhood will be able to have their own turbo Bissell Deep Clean machines Thumbs Up



Thumbs Up Clapping
 
It will be a sacrifice doing the publicity rounds and attending the Premiere but we must steel ourselves to endure the luxury and mingling with the Stars for the good of the Cause.
 
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BRILLIANT!!!! Thumbs Up Laugh

ROFLMAO Laugh Laugh Laugh

Almost made me forget about the £1000!!!

.... almost Disappointed
 
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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:



BRILLIANT!!!! Thumbs Up Laugh

ROFLMAO Laugh Laugh Laugh

Almost made me forget about the £1000!!!

.... almost Disappointed


Glance The airbrushing budget overran
 
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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
It will be a sacrifice doing the publicity rounds and attending the Premiere but we must steel ourselves to endure the luxury and mingling with the Stars for the good of the Cause.

Big Grin Your excellent work Laugh has inspired me so much I changed my Avatar Hoochie... if only I could get it the right size Blush
 
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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
It will be a sacrifice doing the publicity rounds and attending the Premiere but we must steel ourselves to endure the luxury and mingling with the Stars for the good of the Cause.

Big Grin Your excellent work Laugh has inspired me so much I changed my Avatar Hoochie... if only I could get it the right size Blush


Laugh Good idea rosey - I'll look for one as well!
 
If you need your animated gifs resizing to fit the avatar post them in a reply and I'll see what I can do... tomorrow!

Best choosing square rather than rectangular avs though or they will end up smaller - think it's 48x48 pixels.

I have tried recruiting in the music thread - everyone ignored me Laugh
 
rosie - where did you get that cleaning gif from? Like it! I'm always on the hunt for housework gifs.
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
risie - where did you get that cleaning gif from? Like it! I'm always on the hunt for housework gifs.

You are truly devoted Big Grin BabyBunny

smilies
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
If you need your animated gifs resizing to fit the avatar post them in a reply and I'll see what I can do... tomorrow!

Best choosing square rather than rectangular avs though or they will end up smaller - think it's 48x48 pixels.

I have tried recruiting in the music thread - everyone ignored me Laugh

Hug Evangelism is such hard work. Nod
 
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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
risie - where did you get that cleaning gif from? Like it! I'm always on the hunt for housework gifs.

You are truly devoted Big Grin BabyBunny

smilies


Love the gif rosie but it is quite oblong - have you got one more suited to a square?
 
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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
risie - where did you get that cleaning gif from? Like it! I'm always on the hunt for housework gifs.

You are truly devoted Big Grin BabyBunny

smilies


Love the gif rosie but it is quite oblong - have you got one more suited to a square?

Ummm did the website link not work? Frowner
 
oh and some more good ones here too BabyBunny:

housework smilies

Night xxx Wave

For ours is the Kitchen, the Fairy Power spray, and the Floor Wax. Amen. Angel
 
wavey night rosie

love your sig Laugh
 
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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Ummm did the website link not work? Frowner


Yes but that would mean me picking one for you?

I have saved the hoover and will see what I can do but it's too oblong...
 
Drat! I need a square cleaning thing from rosie.

Night all! Wave

hoochie that poster was ACE!!! Still laughing when I look at it Laugh
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Drat! I need a square cleaning thing from rosie.

Night all! Wave

hoochie that poster was ACE!!! Still laughing when I look at it Laugh


wavey night Bunny

Smiler I found it by accident - it struck a chord! Laugh
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Ummm did the website link not work? Frowner


Yes but that would mean me picking one for you?

I have saved the hoover and will see what I can do but it's too oblong...

Ooops sorry nah I got a dishwashing one its ok BB thanks.
Night BB Hug
Night Hoochie Hug and thanks for immortalising me. I just luuurve that cover Laugh its hilarious and is getting printed. Thumbs UpBig Grin Big Grin Big Grin
 
Lettuce Pray....



Today's sermon: FAITH

And so it came to pass that in the first hour of the Sabbath, Lisa, being the eldest amongst them, cast her eyes about and was stricken by the filth that lay all around. And, turning to the multitude gathered about, she pronounced that on the morrow they would make clean that which was unclean.

There were murmurings from those of few years upon the land as previously their mothers had dusted and cleaned after them and joined their separated socks together following the Flood but Lisa paid no heed and instead travelled forth into the unknown Wilderness.

And the Brethren followed her into the Garden though they knew not quite why. Some of them gathered about their corrupt flesh simple robes made of blanket to shield them from the cool breezes of the night so that they might continue to hear the Word spake.

And Lisa looked about her once more and saw that the Transportation Terminus was also tainted and mired in filth and sayeth unto them all that they should sweep and clean it come dawn.

And these proceedings were recorded by the scribes on video scroll for all to witness.

Now, Brethren, you will be asking amongst yourselves: How it is possible to know that these events will transpire - even though the elder promised that they will - as there is no live feed during the cleaning hours? And I say unto you: Thou shalt not doubt the word of the elders for so they shall say so it shall be. Shake Head

Glance Remember Sisters: Without FAITH, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. Shake Head

Here endeth today's lesson... Glance

Now go about your toil and may The Blue Sponge guide you in your efforts.
 


To hear is to obey oh mighty Profit Prophet!
 
Is there room for one more.
 
Twas indeed Faith that led us to the Blue Sponge.

 
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Originally posted by Scooby doo:
Is there room for one more.


you are indeed welcome Sister!

Thumbs Up I see you had the foresight to bring your own mop

Ninja I have a brown envelope here for your joining donation ...(no need to mention it to Bunny)
 
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Lettuce Pray....



Today's sermon: FAITH

And so it came to pass that in the first hour of the Sabbath, Lisa, being the eldest amongst them, cast her eyes about and was stricken by the filth that lay all around. And, turning to the multitude gathered about, she pronounced that on the morrow they would make clean that which was unclean.

There were murmurings from those of few years upon the land as previously their mothers had dusted and cleaned after them and joined their separated socks together following the Flood but Lisa paid no heed and instead travelled forth into the unknown Wilderness.

And the Brethren followed her into the Garden though they knew not quite why. Some of them gathered about their corrupt flesh simple robes made of blanket to shield them from the cool breezes of the night so that they might continue to hear the Word spake.

And Lisa looked about her once more and saw that the Transportation Terminus was also tainted and mired in filth and sayeth unto them all that they should sweep and clean it come dawn.

And these proceedings were recorded by the scribes on video scroll for all to witness.

Now, Brethren, you will be asking amongst yourselves: How it is possible to know that these events will transpire - even though the elder promised that they will - as there is no live feed during the cleaning hours? And I say unto you: Thou shalt not doubt the word of the elders for so they shall say so it shall be. Shake Head

Glance Remember Sisters: Without FAITH, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. Shake Head

Here endeth today's lesson... Glance

Now go about your toil and may The Blue Sponge guide you in your efforts.


Clapping Awe inspiring sermon Bunny Laugh

Ninja mayhap it will even convert Syd Nod
 
Passes brown envelope (stuffed with money) back to hoochie. Wink
 
LaughLaugh Clapping :ROFL!! Errr... I mean HALLELULIAH!

Baby Bunny your sermon has filled me with that old time religion spirit ... I will head out into the forum with a tambourine ( and jaycloth ) to save souls.

Truly we follow the righteous path sisters... Faith Brown appeared to us in a vision! Eeker
 
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Passes brown envelope (stuffed with money) back to hoochie. Wink


Welcome my child! You may have the key to the Executive Bleach Store - remember Bunny doesn't need to know - money brings her out in a rash Glance
 
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Originally posted by Scooby doo:
Passes brown envelope (stuffed with money) back to hoochie. Wink

Welcome to our congregation Scooby Hug Thumbs Up Your donation will go to a worthy cause, be sure Roll Eyes hmmm sister Hoochie?
 
 
 
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