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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 2:28 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Scooby doo: Oh, Sister Hoochie. Will you be giving Brother Heatseek one of those brown envelopes. Oops, I'm going to be here a long time ar'nt I. Learns to keep it zipped, learns to keep it zipped. 
 Sister Scooby I think you may benefit from our Intensive Training Programme 
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 8, 2009 at 2:37 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Scooby doo: Oh, Sister Hoochie. Will you be giving Brother Heatseek one of those brown envelopes. Oops, I'm going to be here a long time ar'nt I. Learns to keep it zipped, learns to keep it zipped.
Careful there Sister Scooby  ... the last sister who asked nosey questions  was sent to sweep the fast lane on the M1 
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Baby Bunny
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June 8, 2009 at 2:38 PM
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As you can see, Sister Scooby, the Intensive Training Programme as trialled here by hoochie, can be extremely invigorating! 
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Baby Bunny
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June 8, 2009 at 2:41 PM
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Today’s theological question: Ganging up on novitiates – are we vile jellus bullehs or is it all just harmless fun?
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 8, 2009 at 2:47 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: Today’s theological question: Ganging up on novitiates – are we vile jellus bullehs or is it all just harmless fun?
 I am still recovering from that photo Sister Bunny... a full frontal gusset shot! 
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Heatseek
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June 8, 2009 at 2:49 PM
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I take it the New Blue Dutch cleanser is far too blue for your spongey needs ?
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Baby Bunny
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June 8, 2009 at 2:51 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: Today’s theological question: Ganging up on novitiates – are we vile jellus bullehs or is it all just harmless fun?
I am still recovering from that photo Sister Bunny... a full frontal gusset shot!
 Just don't tell her, that's all I ask
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Baby Bunny
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June 8, 2009 at 2:54 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Heatseek:
I take it the New Blue Dutch cleanser is far too blue for your spongey needs ?
Not at all Brother, it’s just that I couldn’t see it without my glasses (the image hasn't loaded). I assure you, NOTHING is too " blue" for our "needs"... 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 2:54 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: As you can see, Sister Scooby, the Intensive Training Programme as trialled here by hoochie, can be extremely invigorating!
 Ah them were the days!!! my knees aren't up to it any more - it's the marathon scrub-ins that did it!
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ッmufッ
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June 8, 2009 at 3:00 PM
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Room for a Brother??
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:04 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: Room for a Brother??
 Indeed we have! You and your wallet will be most welcome here 
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Baby Bunny
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June 8, 2009 at 3:07 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: Room for a Brother??
Welcome Brother Muf  Please fill this £50-note shaped envelope to its capacity, write "PRIVATE. FAO Sister Bunny" on the front and leave it on top of the cistern in the executive washroom 
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Heatseek
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June 8, 2009 at 3:14 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: Room for a Brother??
Welcome Brother Muf Please fill this £50-note shaped envelope to its capacity, write "PRIVATE. FAO Sister Bunny" on the front and leave it on top of the cistern in the executive washroom
 nudge nudge
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:15 PM
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I have watched BB the heavens closely for portents of the coming of our Messiah - the mists have yet to clear. I may have to open the Vintage Domestos  Sisters are you ready?
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onetoo
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June 8, 2009 at 3:17 PM
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Does It need someone clean and pure in here?
Someone that will not 'bend'
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:18 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Heatseek: quote: Originally posted by Baby Bunny: quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: Room for a Brother??
Welcome Brother Muf Please fill this £50-note shaped envelope to its capacity, write "PRIVATE. FAO Sister Bunny" on the front and leave it on top of the cistern in the executive washroom
nudge nudge
 Brother welcome! *quickly pockets donation* Have a weeping bucket 
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ッmufッ
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June 8, 2009 at 3:27 PM
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My wallet still seems to be empty sister, Wouldth a sub be to much to askth
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Syd
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June 8, 2009 at 3:29 PM
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The Halfwit mangled his Yfronts ..(only sign I have seen)
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: My wallet still seems to be empty sister, Wouldth a sub be to much to askth
Sacrilege!!!!! Brother you know not what you say!!! I will fetch you some soap to wash your mouth out after I recover
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 8, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
Does It need someone clean and pure in here?
Someone that will not 'bend'
Thats what we like  Always room for one more Onetoo - Welcome . A sister will be here momentarily, to take your wallet details.
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Syd: The Halfwit mangled his Yfronts ..(only sign I have seen)
 sister this may indeed be a portent of something
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:36 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
Does It need someone clean and pure in here?
Someone that will not 'bend'
Thats what we like Always room for one more Onetoo - Welcome . A sister will be here momentarily, to take your wallet details.
 Sister Onetoo may be entitled to free entry - she is Special
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ッmufッ
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June 8, 2009 at 3:36 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: My wallet still seems to be empty sister, Wouldth a sub be to much to askth
Sacrilege!!!!! Brother you know not what you say!!! I will fetch you some soap to wash your mouth out after I recover
Foundth a couple of fifties in my sacrilegious white waist coat; whilst these doeth Sister?
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:38 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: My wallet still seems to be empty sister, Wouldth a sub be to much to askth
Sacrilege!!!!! Brother you know not what you say!!! I will fetch you some soap to wash your mouth out after I recover
Foundth a couple of fifties in my sacrilegious white waist coat; whilst these doeth Sister?
Blessed be the holder of the well-filled wallet
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ッmufッ
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June 8, 2009 at 3:43 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver: My wallet still seems to be empty sister, Wouldth a sub be to much to askth
Sacrilege!!!!! Brother you know not what you say!!! I will fetch you some soap to wash your mouth out after I recover
Foundth a couple of fifties in my sacrilegious white waist coat; whilst these doeth Sister?
Blessed be the holder of the well-filled wallet
Blessed be the emptier of the unholy wallet Sister
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noseyrosie #28 C.C.
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June 8, 2009 at 3:44 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
Does It need someone clean and pure in here?
Someone that will not 'bend'
Thats what we like Always room for one more Onetoo - Welcome . A sister will be here momentarily, to take your wallet details.
Sister Onetoo may be entitled to free entry - she is Special
Truly The Lord moves in mysterious ways, sister Hoochie  I will leave you to count tonight's takings donations from the faithful. Goodnight and 
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:47 PM
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quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
Does It need someone clean and pure in here?
Someone that will not 'bend'
Thats what we like Always room for one more Onetoo - Welcome . A sister will be here momentarily, to take your wallet details.
Sister Onetoo may be entitled to free entry - she is Special
Truly The Lord moves in mysterious ways, sister Hoochie I will leave you to count tonight's takings donations from the faithful. Goodnight and
night sister Rosie - may your dreams be free of bacteria
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Heatseek
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June 8, 2009 at 3:49 PM
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A welcome gift for Sister Onetoo 
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onetoo
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June 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by nosey rosie: quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
Does It need someone clean and pure in here?
Someone that will not 'bend'
Thats what we like Always room for one more Onetoo - Welcome . A sister will be here momentarily, to take your wallet details.
Sister Onetoo may be entitled to free entry - she is Special
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:54 PM
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 Brother HS - Your image again is not visible to me - my spirit must not be pure enough to see them - I will go flagellate
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 3:58 PM
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quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
welcome sister onetoo - make yourself at home and I'll go find you an ironing board
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onetoo
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June 8, 2009 at 4:00 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
welcome sister onetoo - make yourself at home and I'll go find you an ironing board
*Says quietly..more favourable than the rest of the tasks I guess*
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Heatseek
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June 8, 2009 at 4:01 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Brother HS - Your image again is not visible to me - my spirit must not be pure enough to see them - I will go flagellate
Flagellation before bed-time may lead to impure thoughts Sister Hoochie, may I suggest a stiff one instead, perhaps a single malt ?
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 4:03 PM
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quote: Originally posted by onetoo: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by onetoo:
welcome sister onetoo - make yourself at home and I'll go find you an ironing board
*Says quietly..more favourable than the rest of the tasks I guess*
Give it time Sister - soon your heart will sing with joy at the sight of an overflowing laundry basket
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 4:06 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Heatseek: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Brother HS - Your image again is not visible to me - my spirit must not be pure enough to see them - I will go flagellate
Flagellation before bed-time may lead to impure thoughts Sister Hoochie, may I suggest a stiff one instead, perhaps a single malt ?
 I don't like whisky
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onetoo
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June 8, 2009 at 4:10 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Heatseek: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Heatseek: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Brother HS - Your image again is not visible to me - my spirit must not be pure enough to see them - I will go flagellate
Flagellation before bed-time may lead to impure thoughts Sister Hoochie, may I suggest a stiff one instead, perhaps a single malt ?
I don't like whisky
Is that because it makes you feel frisky? If so don't try Brandy
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ッmufッ
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June 8, 2009 at 4:11 PM
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Forgive me whilst I retire for the night Sisters (there isn't an exit fee is there?)
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~hoochie~ 13th Cribette
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June 8, 2009 at 4:13 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Heatseek: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: quote: Originally posted by Heatseek: quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: Brother HS - Your image again is not visible to me - my spirit must not be pure enough to see them - I will go flagellate
Flagellation before bed-time may lead to impure thoughts Sister Hoochie, may I suggest a stiff one instead, perhaps a single malt ?
I don't like whisky
Is that because it makes you feel frisky? If so don't try Brandy
I like brandy in coffee
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onetoo
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June 8, 2009 at 4:13 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mufcdiver:
Forgive me whilst I retire for the night Sisters (there isn't an exit fee is there?)
No, but if you were to profer some payment it may enable you to leave quicker
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onetoo
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June 8, 2009 at 4:15 PM
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quote: Originally posted by ~hoochie~: I don't like whisky
Is that because it makes you feel frisky? If so don't try Brandy [/QUOTE] I like brandy in coffee[/QUOTE] I like it with lemonade in, or even mixed with Baileys it just gives a bit of a kick
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