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Sister Bunny   I don't think a decade of the rosary will do

You must prostrate yourself in front of the alter and apologise and for penance say

1000 Hail Mary's, 600 Glory Be's, 150 Our Father's and then a decade of the rosary after which you can post some more limericks  that you have lovingly made up about your dear brothers and sisters
 a fair punishment Sister Pengy

I understand that Sister Bunny has promised to behave from now on.... or we call her probation officer.
:narroweyedindignationsmiley: Oooooh!!

All I did was pin Sister Pengy's latest postcard to the notice board!

Nowt to do with me!

Heal thyselves Sisters. 
Let he is without sin cast the first stone

*waits*

*then waits some more*
Don't give her ideas Hoochie   she'll use it to bury me under   squished pengy is not a good look
Heh i just noticed Hoochie's graffiti . Hoochie I'm a bit slow, you're wasted on me
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Heh i just noticed Hoochie's graffiti
you're not the only one who's only just noticed it
I didn't spot it either.

I wouldn't stand under that thing - not even if someone told me it hadn't moved for a thousand years!
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Don't give her ideas Hoochie   she'll use it to bury me under   squished pengy is not a good look
I would never squish you Pengy!!!!!

Unless I couldn't fit you into me oven...

I would try trussing you up with some string first though and only use one of these as a last resort...



.................. Then again, I don't know how old you are. I would have to use it if you are a tough old bird - over 20 years old, say...
I iz a very old bird and well over 21 but you wouldn't want to use it on cute little me
Good luck with your accountancy exams Sister Pengy.

Once qualified you will be able to use your skills in our *cough*... laundry.

Hoochie is rushed off her feet in there and is desperate for an assistant...

<-- actual photo of hoochie

I can't help her out. As I've said before on numerous occasions - well, whenever I'm asked to do owt - steam makes me all blotchy...
And here is an actual photo of me...



As you can see I am much better looking than Sister hoochie which is why I was asked to do this publicity shot for our calendar.
*Hitches up busom with forearm, purses lips* 
That you Bunny? Hmmmm bit tarty lookin'     Its ok for going round the convent but youre not to go out like that. 


  
Dang ! I done gone killed the thread


While Bunny is no doubt attractive, I think all Sisters of The Cleaning Fluid should look like me regulation wear
Have you heard the news brothers and sisters some gaff in Wales are pretending they've seen Jesus in marmite



they are taking coffers away from us and that is outrageous   we thought of that scam first.  But how clever of them to get their 'sighting' endorsed by a well known brand,even if it does taste yucky
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